Definitions by Captain Robot

riff 

A poor person, used as a term of offence for people who look scruffy, dirty or are just generally poverty stricken. Use in Bromsgrove, Worcestershire has been recorded for the best part of the last 15 years.

"What a bunch of fuckin' riffs"
"Get lost you riff"
"I'm not goin down the Duke, it's well riffy"

riff by Captain Robot April 17, 2006

Meph 

Interchangable with the word 'Idiot'. Someone who is stupid.

"You fuckin' meph"
"Oi, meph-head"

Meph by Captain Robot April 17, 2006

fock 

Interchangable with 'Fuck', very common with West Midlands vowel sounds. Generally not used as a present tense verb ('let's fock' sounds too aggressive)

You fockin' what?
I'm focked! / Get focked!
FOCK OFF!

fock by Captain Robot April 16, 2006