Captain Quack's definitions

mystyk

Someone who is an expert at playing the role of 'doctor' from the popular saying 'Wanna play doctor?'

She doctors me right!
I get stiff from thinking about making her my doctor.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

Squirtle

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

by Captain Quack April 10, 2003