Captain Jen's definitions

flustigate

to beat with a stick

"I swear, if i catch you wearing my underwear ever again, i will FLUSTIGATE you within an inch of your life

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

trepanation

the practice of removing a segment of cranial bone;thought in ancient times to promote creativity and clearer thought. in some areas of the world, it is still a practice

This TREPANATION in my head has provided me with new insight...everyone should have one

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

pancake

1:a scrumptious breakfast food
2:someone who is a total asshole

1:can we have pancakes before we fuck?
2:"yeah, my boyfriend is SUCH a pancake, i dont know why im still with him

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

psycho hosebeast

someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary

"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"

by Captain Jen August 26, 2003

wesly snipe-ing it

1:doing something that is very ghetto, or "black"
2:being as black, or blacker than wesley snipes

man, that guy is wesly snipin' it

by captain jen August 26, 2003

covert operation

when you devise a way to have sex with someone while 1 or more uninvolved parties are in the room without them finding out

yesterday, we performed a covert operation while his best friend was watching t.v. across the room! it ruled

by captain jen August 26, 2003