hugging

Where one being wraps their arms around the body of another being and holds them close for a moment. The psycho-physical message is along the lines of: "It's okay, I've got you"

Is mostly non-sexual, unless you go for a grope halfway through it ;)

Not strictly limited to humans, hugging can be done by other species, replacing arms with wings, tentacles, hooves, etc....

Within friendship, hugging can be a great way of expressing support and platonic love :)

by Captain Capable September 29, 2012

Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.

1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."

by Captain Capable June 01, 2011

controversial

A word that people who are too scared/polite/reserved to voice their own opinion use to describe those who don't give a crap and are bold enough to speak their mind.

This Urban Dictionary definition of controversial is rather controversial, as it directly criticises people who accuse other people of being controversial.

by Captain Capable October 06, 2012

Dancing

Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.

Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!

by Captain Capable November 10, 2012

Ungingerified

The state a ginger-haired person finds themself in when they have dyed their hair a non-ginger colour. They have become Ungingerified.

Molly Ungingerified herself by dyeing her hair brown. She's no longer a ginger ninja.

by Captain Capable October 18, 2011

Stale

The opposite to the British slang term 'fresh' - A person who, having come from another country to the Uk and being seen as 'fresh' has since adopted to the customs, habits, dialects etc of that particular region.

- Your grandma's from Nigeria? Is she fresh?

- Nah she's been living here quite a while, she's stale now.

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- I lost my strong Dutch accent after spending 10 years in England.

by Captain Capable September 19, 2011

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012