1 definition by Captain Concept
1. Smugly and conceitedly rubbing one's beard with a self-satisfied smile and a pretence of sagely wisdom.
2. Unsportsmanlike. Behaviour that bend, evades, or misuses the rules in a way that may not be overt or clear cut, such that the person can say that technically they're "abiding by the rules", but in reality everyone can say the behaviour is not in keeping with the spirit of the game.
3. Full of it. As in Itchy Beard; said in response to statement believed to be false. The beardy would need to tireless scratch their aggravating beard because they think and talk crap.
2. Unsportsmanlike. Behaviour that bend, evades, or misuses the rules in a way that may not be overt or clear cut, such that the person can say that technically they're "abiding by the rules", but in reality everyone can say the behaviour is not in keeping with the spirit of the game.
3. Full of it. As in Itchy Beard; said in response to statement believed to be false. The beardy would need to tireless scratch their aggravating beard because they think and talk crap.
1. That smug patronising know-it-all loves to give me his beardy professorial lectures while rubbing his beard and smiling as he pushes his chin at you.
2. But you never mentioned you were secretly creating a different set of rules for today's game, new rules that just happen to favour you and not me - It's a bit beardy.
3. Person A: I'm adored and admired by everyone, especially for my ability to rearrange their lives for the better!
Person B: mmm, I've an outbreak of itchy lice in my facial hair, so beardy! I'm beard-ridden!
2. But you never mentioned you were secretly creating a different set of rules for today's game, new rules that just happen to favour you and not me - It's a bit beardy.
3. Person A: I'm adored and admired by everyone, especially for my ability to rearrange their lives for the better!
Person B: mmm, I've an outbreak of itchy lice in my facial hair, so beardy! I'm beard-ridden!
by Captain Concept June 20, 2018