4 definitions by Captain Banter
There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:
Raymond Douglas Yeabsley
Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:
Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY
Raymond Douglas Yeabsley
Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:
Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY
Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"
Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"
Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"
INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"
Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"
Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"
INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"
by Captain Banter May 21, 2008
To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
by Captain Banter May 21, 2008
To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up
This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"
Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
by Captain Banter May 20, 2008
Person 1 (in the presence of Oli) - "Mate, you look like a girl with that haircut and your dress sense is borderline homosexual"
Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.
Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.
by Captain Banter January 20, 2008