4 definitions by Capt.Crunch89
A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.
by Capt.Crunch89 July 28, 2011
by Capt.Crunch89 July 25, 2022
The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.
Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
by Capt.Crunch89 July 22, 2011
Chat lingo used to signify amusement, bewilderment, and ultimately acceptance of an otherwise bizarre revelation.
by Capt.Crunch89 April 4, 2011