Capt. Spankin it hard
When you spend twenty grand on your boobs and you should have spend fifteen grand on laser hair removal, lipo suction and braces.
Soldier 1- "Dude, did you see that girl?"
Soldier 2- "You mean the FIG-PIG!" (Ft. indiantown Gap PIG)
Soldier 1- "Yeah, that chick was pug fuggin muggly"
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