Definitions by Capital V

ballistic 

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

ballistic by Capital V November 9, 2007

bah jotah jotah 

The Spanish form of vah jay jay. Vs are pronounced as Bs. Jotah is how you say J. Therefore Bah jotah jotah. Very popular with high school kids because parents, teachers and school staff already know what vah jay jay means.

Austin: "Dude, she totally just got her bah jotah jotah slapped."

Veronica: "You know it, yo."

bah jotah jotah by Capital V June 15, 2007

cretaceous 

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used

That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.

cretaceous by Capital V December 18, 2005