5 definitions by Cape Horn

runescape

RUN!!! ESCAPE!!!

Guy 1: OMG!! The building is collapsing!!!
Guy 2: Runescape!

by Cape Horn June 6, 2010

dickshrink

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 10, 2018

dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

by Cape Horn December 28, 2011

Jail

Timeout for adults.

Guy: Damn, I remember when I got timeouts in preschool, jail is just the same.

by Cape Horn June 5, 2010