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3 definitions by Cap'n B

 
1.
Not only confusing, but also totally useless. A mix of obfuscated and fucked.
Y'know Chris, this code from my predecessor is so obsufucted it's like a Tracy Emin masterpiece.
by Cap'n B January 26, 2005
 
2.
In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.
'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'
by Cap'n B March 18, 2005
 
3.
The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.

It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.
'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'
by Cap'n B March 18, 2005