Cap'n Sweaty!'s definitions

food coma

The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.

Man, we ate the whole Pupu platter and now I'm slipping into a food coma.

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.

Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003

Christicles

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".

Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003

the shizznit

The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Dogg.

Damn, Dude, that sack you hooked me up with was the shizznit!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 9, 2003