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groovy

Delightful, awesome.

The term originated in the 1920s among early jazz musicians as their music was recorded in grooves on a record. It became most popular in the 1950s, and fell from favor by the mid 1960s.
Bird lay down some groovy riffs, man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the groovymug.

beer

A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.
You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
mugGet the beermug.

Texas t-shirt

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
mugGet the Texas t-shirtmug.

spade cat

An African American man.

This word was common among jazz musicians in the 1940s and 1950s, but fell out of favor in recent times because of politically correct bull. This was never a racial slur, although politically correct twits think it is today.
The spade cat lay down a great riff during his sax solo.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
mugGet the spade catmug.

grease

1. To bump someone off.

2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.

3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.

2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!

3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
mugGet the greasemug.

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.
The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
mugGet the floatmug.

ash tray breath

The typical breath stench of the redneck, fool, and skank. Caused by smoking a cigarette.
Karen has ash tray breath. It smells like the dung of a thousand camels.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
mugGet the ash tray breathmug.

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