snitch

A low down rotten fink. A stool pigeon. A rat. These people need to be exterminated like rats. So do the scums who listen to their reports.

Brenda is a no good snitch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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Italian tuxedo

A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Also commonly called an Italian dinner jacket or IDJ.

Johnny wore his Italian tuxedo when he applied for the new job.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.

Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 27, 2007

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Frito Bandito

A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.

I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

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pad

The sissiest sissy, the pansiest pantywaist. An extremely effeminate male person.

Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.

Alan, you're a real pad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

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