Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
Trevelian is a she fag. She changed her name from Melissa. She had her butch dentist sharpen her front teeth. She wears a spiked dog collar. Her hair is half an inch long. She wears men's clothes. She walks like Popeye the Sailor Man. Her Harley is louder than yours. Her tattoos are larger and more vulgar than a sailor's. She likes to seduce other she fags. She burgles turds out of their butts. All the mincing poofters on Castro Street are afraid of her because she doesn't prance around and yell "weeeee"!
Liberals pretend to like she fags, and court their votes around election time. But liberals are really scared shitless by she fags and would prefer to hang out among gentle prancing pouves.
Like the man says, use this one sparingly. It is sure to shock and anger dykes of all shapes and sizes. We don't want it to lose its shock value.
Liberals pretend to like she fags, and court their votes around election time. But liberals are really scared shitless by she fags and would prefer to hang out among gentle prancing pouves.
Like the man says, use this one sparingly. It is sure to shock and anger dykes of all shapes and sizes. We don't want it to lose its shock value.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 18, 2008
Get the She Fagmug. A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.
White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Indianmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the Porky Pigmug. A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
Get the suicide knobmug. A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the marriagemug. by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the step on a frogmug. A holiday celebrated by Italians in all major US cities. In Denver, white liberals whine and fuss, claiming the celebration is racist and genocidal.
Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
Very strangely, in San Francisco, the white liberals don't dare to interfere with the Italians.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the columbus daymug.