9 definitions by CannibalGuppy
Noun, the pungent mixture of dirt, urine, vomit and stale beer that accumulates on the floor of fraternity basements.
"There was so much gorf down there that my sneakers stuck to the floor."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
"On warm days the gorf reeks so bad you can smell it across the street."
by CannibalGuppy May 6, 2007
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by CannibalGuppy April 2, 2004
Originally used in card games to designate a card or mechanic which is overly powerful. May also be used to describe something as "too good"
by CannibalGuppy October 27, 2003
Without a doubt, the absolute best profession that a person can have. Involves flying around in a small spacecraft and using your various inhuman skills and ridiculously named weapons to shoot down bad spacecraft, preferably piloted by evil aliens. In addition, starfigher pilots must speak in ludicrous pseudo military flight speak. Examples of starfigher pilots exist in Star Wars, Wing Commander, Battlestar Galactica, and The Last Starfighter.
Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.
Also the topic of a song by Snow Patrol.
"They came from behind!"
by CannibalGuppy June 4, 2004
A word once used to mean "overweight", which has now changed meanings. Now it is used by thin white males referring to their sedentary, lethargic, or just plain lazy life styles.
I can't do the dishes, I'm to fat.
Dude, are you saying your so fat that you won't even walk upstairs?
Dude, are you saying your so fat that you won't even walk upstairs?
by CannibalGuppy May 30, 2003