Can of Worms's definitions

nobody

The guy who found the WMD's, found a perfect solution for global warming, disproved Einstien's theroies, killed the dinosaurs, and proved alien life within 6 million miles from us.

Nobody set us up the bomb

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

Coprophagia

Shit eater. One who eats shit

Why would someone eat their shit? Coprophagia is funny as hell.

by Can of Worms November 16, 2006

how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.

Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?

by Can of Worms November 15, 2006

bowling ball cut

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

meaning of life

According to Clock Crew, the meaning of life isnt 42. The meaning of life is B.

As quoted in one CC flash, the meaning of life is B

by Can of Worms November 19, 2006

oop

Poop without the "P"

I made an oop in the toilet.

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006