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3 definitions by Can't find my nipples

buttlaw

A set of laws governing how butts should be used.

Booty ass

Dude: Did you stick a banana up your ass?
Dude 2: Nah, it's against Buttlaw

by Can't find my nipples April 21, 2016

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Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

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monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples September 27, 2015

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