1 definition by Can of Soup

A sexy mixed male that lives in a small town and has a big ****, and is a very funny person, and he gives the best hugs ever, and he loves Whataburger
Girl: Hey Slingy you up?
Slingy: Yes why?
Girl: Come to Whataburger
Slingy: Alright bet
by Can of Soup February 11, 2018
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