41 definitions by Can Not

Whipping of the Juggalos

noun - a long time ago, the Catholic Church tricked the followers of ICP and other Juggalos in meeting at a place to become freinds, then mercilessly abuse them. In this event, millions of Juggalos world wide got "whipped". this is a horrible event.

"Historian Jake Peterson will now study the life of the Juggalos during the "Whipping of the Juggalos""

"My grandfather died in the Whipping of the Juggalos."

by Can Not September 23, 2005

super clause

noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.

Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.

by Can Not June 7, 2005

after speak

noun - a talking disorder inwhich the person with the disorder continues to make noises and broken syllables after finishing his sentance. Usually this is annoying as hell.

Buzack: Hey guys I'm going to the mall!!all la all ul lu la
Jery: Dude stop with the after speak!

by Can Not September 23, 2005

rown

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1. To dominate in battle with the effect of running over your enemy with a heavey vehical(literally or not)

2. To royally dominte in battle

"Can Not says: i wish we did long jumps
psychokid29.3 says: there should totally be a category for sitting there being bored
psychokid29.3 says: id totally win
Can Not says: hmmm
psychokid29.3 says: i know
psychokid29.3 says: i got mad skills
Can Not says: as soon as pope gets her PSP, you'll have a powerful foe
psychokid29.3 says: lol
Can Not says: ROWNED!!!!"

by Can Not March 17, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Lisa!!"

by Can Not April 10, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Pope!"

by Can Not March 14, 2005

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 6, 2005