3 definitions by CameronMitchell612

Custard Cranny

A glory hole located in the bathroom of popular fast food chain Culver’s

Howdy there Garrett, want to meet me at the custard cranny so I can give you my flavor of the day?

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Melktastrophe

A catastrophe that would have been avoidable with a basic level of organization and communication.

Hey dad, I forgot to plan the event for tomorrow.

Oh no! This is a complete melktastrophe

by CameronMitchell612 March 15, 2021

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023