P.U.M.P.

At Duke University, the *P*lace *U*nderneath the *M*arket*P*lace.

Roommate 1: Hey, did you buy some Arizona from the P.U.M.P. yesterday?
Roommate 2: Yeah, why?
Roommate 1: Because it's already gone...
Roommate 2: Damn it, well I guess it's your turn to go to the PUMP and get some!

by CameronCrazie September 12, 2012