It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.
GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already
Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!
GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!
Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.
So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.