A REAL town in which no one believes is real if you say you have been/lived there. It's very run-down with one overpriced grocery store and one Pizza Hut that is just gross. It's located in Colorado, two hours away from Denver, and is full of mostly hicks.
"Dang, South Park is an awful place to go for vacation.
A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."