1 definition by Call Me Big Poopa
The year Humanity got a good ass fucking by basically everything unholy. It was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, mass immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. A year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
Year 3000 in a History Class
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
by Call Me Big Poopa October 19, 2016