3 definitions by Caliga Certus

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luv
A weak and feeble abrieviation of the word "Love". "Luv" is used a lot in text messages, MSN and myspace and is a clever disguise that fools mainly women into thinking their partner "Loves" them. Luv appears to be love, but is in fact a common shortcut to sex, handjobs, blowjobs, and money. Many people say luv is a softer version of the word love, but is in fact a smokescreen. A lot of trendies and footballers use it to pull extremely attractive girls, a difference in pronunciation is almost identifiable
See Jojo's video "A Little Too Late" to see what happens when "Luv" is found out
by Caliga Certus May 27, 2007

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A brand of trainer designed for lesbian women which features a longer tongue and can be got off with one finger
I hear Ellie's got a new pair of Nikes for Dykes!
by Caliga Certus June 01, 2007

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A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claiming that they have had sexual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. Whatever you say, they will repeat themselves and pretend that they have the largest penis in the world, and you mother has been very satisfied by it.
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah but I fucked ur mom last night"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
by Caliga Certus May 29, 2007

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