3 definitions by Calf slicer
Abbreviation for International Shit by the River which is a huge shit existing somewhere in Europe by a mid tier river that leads to absolutely nowhere. It’s origin is unknown because it was just there since beginning of time to fuck us up. Therefore, it’s fuckness is radiating super hard. It smells like dogshit or horse shit, just any kind of shit. Bitches that come from there are hideous and catastrophically low quality. There are mild aged hoes of many different low species looking to fuck peoples lives there, especially kids of around 13-16. Although the bitches are causing this disaster, nobody in Europe seems to want to start a good ol’ witch hunt.
The kids aka slaves to the system who enter ISR are basically in modern concentration camps and forced to do shit such as; act like playing the drum on the wall, talk about the government of fucking Bangladesh, and Some have to write a message on the wall with literal shit.
When they are finally released, they have the eyes that saw the end of the world. Most people who have seen the terrors ISR never make it in life, often becoming internet addicts later and is never offline on discord. Then they develop a severe porn addiction to which their excuse is that they have elevated to men of culture but in reality, they just have to fuck so bad their balls burst but can’t physically get in the sunlight anymore after enduring ISR. ISR is a major threat to the society
The kids aka slaves to the system who enter ISR are basically in modern concentration camps and forced to do shit such as; act like playing the drum on the wall, talk about the government of fucking Bangladesh, and Some have to write a message on the wall with literal shit.
When they are finally released, they have the eyes that saw the end of the world. Most people who have seen the terrors ISR never make it in life, often becoming internet addicts later and is never offline on discord. Then they develop a severe porn addiction to which their excuse is that they have elevated to men of culture but in reality, they just have to fuck so bad their balls burst but can’t physically get in the sunlight anymore after enduring ISR. ISR is a major threat to the society
Dwight: look at this look at this!!!
Chad: The fuck this is fucked up. Stop showing me JOJO bizzare porn
Dwight: so you aren’t a man of culture after all. Pathetic.
Chad: If you weren’t writing this on discord chat to me right now, you would have been fine. But you chose to add pathetic at the end…
Dwight: you know I can’t go outside no more. ISR fucked me up bad
Chad: sorry about your loss
Mom: honey, something is really off with our son, he’s sitting infront of his computer buttass naked all day. I wonder if ISR fucked him up
Dad: oh baby. It’s nothing he’s a teenager. He’ll grow out of it soon
Mom: Honey what the fuck? His room is covered with moist tissues and smell of sex. He should not have saw ISR
Dad: it’s okaaaay. He’s our son he’s gonna be just fine.
Mom: there’s cartoon sex with censored genitalia with heavy moaning on hi
Dad: NOOOO FUCK. OH HELLNAAWW. Fuck baby ISR fucking fucked it. Our son is watching Hentai NOOOOOOOOO
Chad: The fuck this is fucked up. Stop showing me JOJO bizzare porn
Dwight: so you aren’t a man of culture after all. Pathetic.
Chad: If you weren’t writing this on discord chat to me right now, you would have been fine. But you chose to add pathetic at the end…
Dwight: you know I can’t go outside no more. ISR fucked me up bad
Chad: sorry about your loss
Mom: honey, something is really off with our son, he’s sitting infront of his computer buttass naked all day. I wonder if ISR fucked him up
Dad: oh baby. It’s nothing he’s a teenager. He’ll grow out of it soon
Mom: Honey what the fuck? His room is covered with moist tissues and smell of sex. He should not have saw ISR
Dad: it’s okaaaay. He’s our son he’s gonna be just fine.
Mom: there’s cartoon sex with censored genitalia with heavy moaning on hi
Dad: NOOOO FUCK. OH HELLNAAWW. Fuck baby ISR fucking fucked it. Our son is watching Hentai NOOOOOOOOO
by Calf slicer May 7, 2023
A man who looks and acts like a weasel. He can only do 5 pull ups and somehow thinks that he’s the man. Many consider him as a bottom brother of the Weasleys. He is often glued to his phone playing a fucking mobile game.
Jon: hey weasel how many pullups have you done? 1?
Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man
Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel
Connor R: noooo no I did 10 man
Jon: shut up weasel go play your ipad game son
Connor R: it’s dokkan battle you wouldn’t understand
Jon: that’s why you’re such a weasel
by Calf slicer May 4, 2023
The epitome of sex symbol. The most handsome man god has ever created and has the eye of a tiger to match. A man who is basically a walking bitch magnet and can’t get the wet pussies away. The reason for that might be because he is eradicating ugly bitches.
Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.
Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend
Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.
Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend
SAGGIN1: was cracking with it vanilla face? What happened to your bitch?
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?
SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?
SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.
by Calf slicer May 5, 2023