2 definitions by Calahan

Top Definition
Jot
the stimulation of one's genitals, masturbation, to achieve an orgasm.
I went to the bushes to jot

He jotted three times today

I was busy jotting

I jotted in her eye
by Calahan April 02, 2007
Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 12, 2010

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