2 definitions by Cal the Lion
Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017
Banging a girl from behind and without breaking rythym you reach for a pillow, put it up to your rear, take a dump in it. Then you flip the girl over like your about to go mish but instead you tenderly stuff the dirty side of pillow on her face and gently smother her for 5 seconds. Then you jump out of bed and run out her kitchen door kicking over the garbage cans on the way out....
by Cal the Lion July 6, 2017