2 definitions by Cake Connoisseur

melon juicing

ˈmel.ən ˈdʒu .sɪŋ
VERB

1. An intimate act wherein one partner squeezes the head of another partner between the thighs with moderate force. Sometimes combined with the juice-ee performing oral sex.

Melon juicing always feels best when your partner doesn't skip leg day.

by Cake Connoisseur July 20, 2023

yagoonium

A substance which raises endorphin levels in the human brain, stimulating feelings of happiness. Similar to Nakirium, it is formed when giggles uttered by CEOs of large virtual idol and vTuber companies interact with the cochlear nerve.

This morning's interview really got me my yagoonium fix.

by Cake Connoisseur June 29, 2021