3 definitions by Caitiedyd

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.
Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross
by Caitiedyd December 1, 2017
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I used “FYI” multiple times in the netting today and they just thought I was being information…instead is was cursing them all.
by Caitiedyd January 19, 2023
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The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack
Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.
by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017
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