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Definitions by Cactus Jack

tim henson 

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."
Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.
tim henson by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

i'd crack 

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."
Yo, I'd crack her.
i'd crack by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017
An unholy, foul creature that subsists on human souls. Also known as PricewaterhouseCoopers or el Chupacabra.
Ron: "Why does Brian sit there, lifelessly staring at the wall?"

Champ: "PwC ate his soul."

Brick: "I ate a big red candle."
PwC by Cactus Jack August 25, 2005