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(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.
Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats
by CSpats May 26, 2013

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