The primary hag within a group of homosexual men. She is known for dominance over any other hag introduced into the group, and is favored over any other hag. The Alpha Hag is often the most aggressive type of hag, and knows how to keep her gays from the threat of another hag stealing them away.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.
I was trying to get this guy's attention but his Alpha Hag kept me away - guess she didn't like me?
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