3 definitions by CROWLEY

keent

a small cunt

that biatch was so short, but her keent was so nice.

by CROWLEY February 14, 2004

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by CROWLEY June 29, 2017

van halen

the worst fuck'in band to set foot on earth i'd say that damn near anybody could run cicels around eddie playing guitar that includes my 8 year old cousin o yeah one more thing Jimmy Page is god of all

Van Halen sucks more nuts that a a mouse

by CROWLEY April 11, 2005