COTT PETERSON's definitions
everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

by COTT PETERSON August 21, 2006

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop
Opposite of the perfect poop
by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005

by COTT PETERSON May 13, 2005

the act of cruising in an expensive car until you come to a truck stop, leaving your car, and meeting one driver. you then proceed to lombardi slap him until he cries from the pain. that hick bitch deserves to be slapped.
last night i was cruisin' and i saw some guy was giving a truckster papa to some redneck...it was hilarious!
by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005

the most unusual sexuality- a guy who thinks he is a striaght girl and is constantly chasing after guys like milton
both a sexuality andn nationality for vinny
both a sexuality andn nationality for vinny
by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005
