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poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops
dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
mugGet the poop peanutsmug.

tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
mugGet the tissue bitchmug.

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students
JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr
by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005
mugGet the Spanish Teachermug.

truckster papa

the act of cruising in an expensive car until you come to a truck stop, leaving your car, and meeting one driver. you then proceed to lombardi slap him until he cries from the pain. that hick bitch deserves to be slapped.
last night i was cruisin' and i saw some guy was giving a truckster papa to some redneck...it was hilarious!
by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005
mugGet the truckster papamug.

S & M community

The S & M community is for people with bizzare fetishes. At S & M parties Rashad wearing only big leather boots, straps leather around Dylan and his ostrich. He then proceeds to place suction cups on their nipples. Now he continues his ritual by sucking the milk out of the moist nipples untill they are dry. With this milk he takes Chris's ass hairs and makes a smoothie with the ostrich and Dylan milk and Chris ass hairs. He takes his final product to Harlem where it is sold on the streets or at S & M parties. Other fetishes of Rashad's are recieving Hot Carls from his fine Sri Lankian elephants.
by COTT PETERSON March 3, 2005
mugGet the S & M communitymug.

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
a wet willy does not involve a finger
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
mugGet the wet willymug.

skinny dipping

How was skinny dipping with that hoe?
by COTT PETERSON August 21, 2006
mugGet the skinny dippingmug.

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