COTT PETERSON's definitions

double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop

Now thats a sick bastard!!

by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005

skinny dipping

the act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse

How was skinny dipping with that hoe?

by COTT PETERSON August 21, 2006

tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.

Now thats a sick bastard!!!

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

fangsta

1.a person usually white who thinks hes a ganster but hes not and lives in a rich suburb or rural area.
2. A fake gangsta

There are many fangstas in hauppauge

by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

truckster papa

the act of cruising in an expensive car until you come to a truck stop, leaving your car, and meeting one driver. you then proceed to lombardi slap him until he cries from the pain. that hick bitch deserves to be slapped.

last night i was cruisin' and i saw some guy was giving a truckster papa to some redneck...it was hilarious!

by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005