COTT PETERSON's definitions

tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.

Now thats a sick bastard!!!

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

S & M community

The S & M community is for people with bizzare fetishes. At S & M parties Rashad wearing only big leather boots, straps leather around Dylan and his ostrich. He then proceeds to place suction cups on their nipples. Now he continues his ritual by sucking the milk out of the moist nipples untill they are dry. With this milk he takes Chris's ass hairs and makes a smoothie with the ostrich and Dylan milk and Chris ass hairs. He takes his final product to Harlem where it is sold on the streets or at S & M parties. Other fetishes of Rashad's are recieving Hot Carls from his fine Sri Lankian elephants.

Now thats a sick bastard

by COTT PETERSON March 3, 2005

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear

a wet willy does not involve a finger

by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

skinny dipping

the act of engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse

How was skinny dipping with that hoe?

by COTT PETERSON August 21, 2006

sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank

Now thats a sick bastard*

by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005