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skinny dipping

How was skinny dipping with that hoe?
by COTT PETERSON August 21, 2006
mugGet the skinny dippingmug.

double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop
by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005
mugGet the double takemug.

tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
mugGet the tissue bitchmug.

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops
dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
mugGet the poop peanutsmug.

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students
JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr
by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005
mugGet the Spanish Teachermug.

sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005
mugGet the sfincter hookmug.

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
a wet willy does not involve a finger
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
mugGet the wet willymug.

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