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sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank
by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005
mugGet the sfincter hookmug.

double take

The act of taking a wet, crusty, pain in the ass to wipe shit ( so bad that your ass bleeds ). Upon finishing the tough task of wiping you suddenly realize you have to drop another. This second shit causes more bleeding. During the wiping of this shit the pain is unbearable and you wipe more blood then shit.
Opposite of the perfect poop
by COTT PETERSON March 4, 2005
mugGet the double takemug.

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students
JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr
by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005
mugGet the Spanish Teachermug.

eve 6

eve 6 is an awesome band who are not sellouts
eve 6 is a kick ass band !!!!! !!!!!
by COTT PETERSON May 13, 2005
mugGet the eve 6mug.

gymnast

the most unusual sexuality- a guy who thinks he is a striaght girl and is constantly chasing after guys like milton
both a sexuality andn nationality for vinny
Male gymnast teams give each other crazy carls instead of regular hazing
by COTT PETERSON March 2, 2005
mugGet the gymnastmug.

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
a wet willy does not involve a finger
by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005
mugGet the wet willymug.

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