1 definition by COREYBIGTOSH
A drummer boy is someone who says and does weird shit that no one else would do. A drummer boy haircut would be a grade 1 on the side and long on top going straight down. A drummer boy would have a cat called opal. They would go home and play guitar hero for hours straight with out blinking.
Drummer boys are the scum of the earth and should not be let outside and left to rot in prisons. If you are born on the same date as Jesus or copy a Corey’s birthday you are the supreme leader of drummer boys. Classic drummer names are Tom, Callum, axcel and Jerome
If your name is corey or Wez( Weth, Wethn, wezn) you are physically unable to be a drummer boy and anyone who calls you a drummer boy they are automatically a drummer boy.
Drummer boys are most likely to die a virgin or get the death penalty
If you come across a drummer boy try to avoid them because they are highly contagious and will try to lick your eyeballs or toes
Drummer boys are the scum of the earth and should not be let outside and left to rot in prisons. If you are born on the same date as Jesus or copy a Corey’s birthday you are the supreme leader of drummer boys. Classic drummer names are Tom, Callum, axcel and Jerome
If your name is corey or Wez( Weth, Wethn, wezn) you are physically unable to be a drummer boy and anyone who calls you a drummer boy they are automatically a drummer boy.
Drummer boys are most likely to die a virgin or get the death penalty
If you come across a drummer boy try to avoid them because they are highly contagious and will try to lick your eyeballs or toes
by COREYBIGTOSH January 8, 2020