22 definitions by CC-8826
Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.
1: Want some lean?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
by CC-8826 September 25, 2023
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
Abbreviation for LowTierGod. Powerful, he is. Destroy you he will, with few words, yes.
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
-LTG
-LTG
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
Best breathable drug out there, so much better than vapes, weed, meth, crack, tobacco. It keeps your breathing right, and studies show it keeps you living longer too. Try some bro, its real good.
1: Hey bro, want a cig?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: You want a puff of my vape?
2: No, I'll pass.
1: So how will you get high?
2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.
Don't do drugs kids.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: You want a puff of my vape?
2: No, I'll pass.
1: So how will you get high?
2: I take oxygen, a superior drug to any of that shit you junkies breathe. It is also scientifically proven that I will live longer than you too. Try it, it's good bro, I promise.
Don't do drugs kids.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
Anime is a Japanese animation. That's it. Typically, it has loud, flashy openings, and characters have large ass eyes, spiky hair if male, brightly coloured hair, and normally have very attractive body parts, being very muscular if he is male, and he can be as young as 13, or having unusually large thighs and breasts if female, and can also be as young as 13.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.
A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.
Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.
I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.
If you enter a weeaboo's room, you will find many unusual items. This includes, but is jot limited to:
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.
by CC-8826 August 8, 2023
Someone who will try to make another feel bad about themselves, to make it seem like the toxic one is the better one.
You find these "people" in Fortnite a lot, but you can find them in a lot of other games and in real life. Little kids, spoiled 14 year olds, men that live in their mother's basement.
You find these "people" in Fortnite a lot, but you can find them in a lot of other games and in real life. Little kids, spoiled 14 year olds, men that live in their mother's basement.
Toxic one: wow ur so fuking trash att this game you're opinion sux!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!11!!!!
Sane player: Uhhhhh... Alright? It's just a game, and you're not the one losing too.
Toxic player: UH, THATS TOXIK ADMIN DIS KID BEENG RUDE HES HURTING MY FELINGS1!!!!!!11!!!
Sane player: Ironic. I have other things to do than this. Goodbye.
Toxic player: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE RAGEQUIT I MAID HIM FUKING LEEV
Other normal player: You know, he's right, it's just a game, you don't have to be toxic?
Toxic player: noOb U DoNt undErstan HoW FUCCING AWESUM I AM AT DIS GAME GET GOOD
Every player: *leaves*
*Behind the screen*
Toxic player revealed as a 9 year old kid: MOM I MADE EVERY SINGL FUKING PERSON IN THE GAIM LEAV THAY WER SO BAD!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!!!
The mother: *Can't even hear what he's saying anymore*
toxic person
Sane player: Uhhhhh... Alright? It's just a game, and you're not the one losing too.
Toxic player: UH, THATS TOXIK ADMIN DIS KID BEENG RUDE HES HURTING MY FELINGS1!!!!!!11!!!
Sane player: Ironic. I have other things to do than this. Goodbye.
Toxic player: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE RAGEQUIT I MAID HIM FUKING LEEV
Other normal player: You know, he's right, it's just a game, you don't have to be toxic?
Toxic player: noOb U DoNt undErstan HoW FUCCING AWESUM I AM AT DIS GAME GET GOOD
Every player: *leaves*
*Behind the screen*
Toxic player revealed as a 9 year old kid: MOM I MADE EVERY SINGL FUKING PERSON IN THE GAIM LEAV THAY WER SO BAD!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!111!!!!!
The mother: *Can't even hear what he's saying anymore*
toxic person
by CC-8826 August 19, 2022
Dumb term made the dumb woke community. Apparently if you work out you're fatphobic. Even if you're naturally thin, that's fatphobic. Especially used in the body positivity "movement". I wouldn't call it a movement however, because I don't think fat people know about the concept of motion.
Person 1: Hey bro did you know I ran 2500km in 20 minutes this morning? I also cycled 80,000km in 3 days. Wanna go do some non stop arm workout for 8 hours tomorrow?
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
Person 2: Um, I don't know if you've realised, but what you've just said is actually fatphobia! I don't know why I've even become friends with you. And you called me "bro" too? I'll have YOU know that my pronouns are "rawr/rawr", so the next time you do that I'll sue you for misgendering me.
As you can see from this example, the woke side of the force is a path to many personalities most consider to be FUCKING WEIRD.
by CC-8826 July 20, 2023