A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.
Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
Get the Smegmaticianmug. When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012
Get the Tip Splittermug. The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 01, 2012
Get the Shit Bathmug.