C.W. Anderson III's definitions

hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

cock-n-ball politics

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.

"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."

by C.W. Anderson III September 20, 2005

deel

n. etymology-no fucking idea
term used by midwest (USA) mothers in the seventies to refer to the penis of young boys. Apparently because the word "penis" was to dirty.

Midwestern Mom in the seventies(to young son going to the bathroom): Honey, make sure to shake your deel when you are done going pee-pee!
young son (to himself):that is wierd.

Later:

Man to young boy after making an agreement to mow the lawn, putting his hand out to shake: Well boy, lets make a deal!

Young boy runs away, scared as shit.

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

wooken-pa-nub

v. etymology-derived from "looking for love" when eddy murphey sang it on SNL (a comedy skit show in the USA) as Buckwheat(a young african american character from the little rascals(an old television show in the USA) who had a very thick southern african american accent).
means to go or be on the prowl for sex.

Last night at the club i was wooken-pa-nub but struck out.

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005