C.W. Anderson III's definitions

wooken-pa-nub

v. etymology-derived from "looking for love" when eddy murphey sang it on SNL (a comedy skit show in the USA) as Buckwheat(a young african american character from the little rascals(an old television show in the USA) who had a very thick southern african american accent).
means to go or be on the prowl for sex.

Last night at the club i was wooken-pa-nub but struck out.

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

beersit

v. etymology-variation of babysit.
means to watch someone's beer or drink while they are away from it.

Hey Billy, beersit for a second while i go to the john and hit the one-dogger (see "one-dogger" i'm in hell and my keyboard doesn't have square brackets).

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

hambonied

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.
used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.
Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

jesus h christ

name; Jesus Henry Christ. The illegitimate son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene and the grandson of god. Today used as an expression of amazement or excitement which has carried over from his lifetime. When Mary would introduce his as Jesus H Christ, people would reapeat it in disbelief.

Mary: Hey luke, have you met my son, and the grandson of god, Jesus H Christ?
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Praise your Grandpa! Are you here to die for our sins like your old man? Hey what does the H stand for?
Jesus H Christ: Henry
Luke: Jesus H Christ! Turn some water to wine! Let's party!
Jesus H Christ: hallelujah! Your prayers have been heard! Bring out the water!
Mary: Jesus H Christ! You'r to young to drink.
Jesus H Christ: My Grandpa damn you!
Luke: Jesus H Christ!, you said it.

and so on

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005