5 definitions by C.B. #99

Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 21, 2019

CIMICEST

When sleeping around with fellow co-workers who you work and live with in a camp environment and your Eskimo Brothers/Sisters overlap with multiple co-workers.

Did you hear about Clark and Leah hooking up?

Wasn't she fucking Ryan?

Yeah but Ryan is hooking up with Nikki now.

Wait wasn't she hooking up with Clark last season?

Yeah except for those few times when I was hooking up with Clark and Ryan last year

Just that cimicest am I right?

by C.B. #99 July 10, 2023

Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

by C.B. #99 January 1, 2019

Chip

A nickname for Christopher that is some how sophisticated and redneck in nature. The name of "Chip" is typically that of an old white man who has retired to Florida following a messy divorce, in an attempt to reinvent himself.

The new neighbor, Christopher, says he prefers to be called, "Chip". Wonder where in Florida he is looking to move after this.

by C.B. #99 July 10, 2023

Freeway Finger

Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.

Lee: Road head is great.

Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?

Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?

Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!

by C.B. #99 January 13, 2019