C-can's definitions

spammers

The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.

Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.

by C-can November 2, 2003

Internet

A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.

The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.

by C-can October 18, 2003

antiwar protestor

One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.

The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.

by C-can October 21, 2003