5 definitions by C Tasch

The act of being stationed or given hard copy orders to Norfolk Virginia while serving in the US Navy. It is considered to be a very undesirable place to be stationed hence the term Norfucked.
"Hey did you hear about Seaman Recruit Gleason? He got Norfucked today....He's going to the USS Eisenhower"
by C Tasch January 15, 2010
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MAGABUCKS are stimulus funds issued to Americans during the COVID--19 #CoronaVirus outbreak. Most people got $1200 if you made less than $75,000, $500 for each child. If you made more than $75,000 you didn't get any MAGABUCKS.
"My MAGABUCKS got direct deposited today, I can afford my rent now."
by C Tasch April 16, 2020
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A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.
I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.
by C Tasch November 24, 2022
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A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.
Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.
by C Tasch July 4, 2022
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An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.
I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.
by C Tasch March 17, 2021
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