98 definitions by C L G

Furnancial Director

A furnancial director refers to a furry who's primary income comes from the finance industry.

“Why is Gavin from accounting wearing a fox head?”
“He's a furnancial director.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

2WD

2 Wheel Drive. When a 4WD (a car with 4 wheels) gets 2 burst tyres.

"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!! ANOTHER TYRES GONE!"
"Sugarnut, try to relax... It's still got two wheels. 2WD can be attractive to some people!"

by C L G May 8, 2018

Lithium Shake

A lithium shake is a lesser known alcoholic drink in the crime world. It's normally prepared by mixing ecstasy and cocaine with a cocktail.

"BOI. Why in God's lil' name is Ma' head on fire after a lil' sippa' cocktail?!"
"That ain't no cocktail, Boss! Thatta' Lithium Shake, innit tho!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Green Box Pills

A term for drugs that's generally used for safe, over-the-counter medication.

“My back is killing me. I'm gonna need to get some Green Box Pills.”

by C L G June 30, 2020

Door-Knocker

An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.

PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Daddles

Daddles is an 1800's term meaning 'hands'. Though it may not really be necessary to have a slang term for hands, Victorians clearly enjoyed changing it up a little occasionally.

“Make sure you wash your daddles before we eat.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Fifteen Puzzle

Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.

“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”

by C L G January 31, 2021