98 definitions by C L G

Ripoffiér

A sarcastic term used by working class people in reference to ridiculously expensive products, especially consumables. It normally acts as a replacement brand name for the actual brand name of said expensive products.

It comes from the word ripoff, but is supposed to sound like an expensive brand too.

“It's so annoying that we have to watch William swan around with his designer suits and his Ripoffiér chocolate.”

by C L G June 30, 2020

Carfark

When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.

"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Cesium Shake

A Cesium Shake is normally a mix of prescription drugs and a fruit-based drink (such as cider). It is thought of as the nicest tasting beverage in the illegal industry, and is commonly used for beginners in drugs or alcohol.

"I would never do drugs!!!"
"But you're drinking a Cesium Shake, Billy... Think of all that paracetamol..."

by C L G June 28, 2018

Game Of Moans

When you are engaged in an orgy and everyone suddenly begins to die.

"Why is everyone dead on my floor?"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"

by C L G February 19, 2018

Screm

Popularised by British furries, the word screm refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The word is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “He wants to kiss you because he is in love with you.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017

Batty-Fang

Batty fang is a Victorian slang term originating in London which means 'to thrash thoroughly'/'to damage beyond repair'/'to smash to death'. Although not necessarily the case, it has been speculated that it could have come from the French term 'battre a fin'.

“If you ate my last sandwich, I'll Batty-Fang you.”

by C L G January 31, 2021