A fake photographer.
An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer
. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.
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