3 definitions by Burritoslayer69

Veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina to sneak into a jail, or other correctional facility. Not to be confused with keestering, which is the act of stuffing objects into the anus.

"Hey did Adam keester that smoked meat into the jail?"
"No, he was veestering it the whole time"

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina, mainly for purposes of sneaking contriband into jail.

Did she keester that crack pipe into the jail?
Nah bro, she was veestering it

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017