A name you call someone who's monotonous, insipid, barren, ho-hum, and/or phlegmatic. Sarcasm reeks from his unshaved pits and sufficates worse than his breath. He's got a hair line-up that stretches longer than the U.S. Mexican border.
Person: And that's how my girbil died -laughs-
Saucepan: Wow~, that's really stupid.
Person: Shut up! You're such a saucepan!