1 definition by Burning_Daylight

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A shitpoke is NOT a homosexual by definition, but of course CAN be one (as in Brokeback Mountain.) A shitpoke is a cross between a shit-kicker and a cowpoke, and a complete asshole.
Ha, Earl is one serious shitpoke. He wears that big belt buckle and brass spurs, but his boots are covered in six inches of dried, sick-smelling hog shit.
by Burning_Daylight March 29, 2011

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