The only counter to The Mastermind Rule
. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire
(some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule
. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire
is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!