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Maldism

Religion, based on the concept that mald is forever and is the only constant of life upon which the rest of the universe resolves. Maldism believers are called malders and their leader is Bumpaah, king of mald.

Maldism is not a wave, trend, or a movement. This shit's a whole earthquake-caused-tsunami.

by BumpFan69 June 30, 2021

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The Law of the Sova ult

TheLlaw of the Sova ult states: If there is a Sova ult used in the tactical FPS VALORANT, Bumpaah shall die to it no matter what.

The Law of the Sova ult ruled once again as Bumpaah dies to the Sova ult.

by BumpFan69 August 10, 2021

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Bumpaah game

Having an absolute horrific Valorant match

"He's malding so hard right now, he's having a bumpaah game."

by BumpFan69 October 18, 2020

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Bumpanitus

Bumpanitus is a severe STD that causes eye damage on gamers. This makes it harder to see and click heads and can result in bumpaah games or even deranking...

I have Bumpanitus, and I've deranked from immortal 3 to diamond 2.

by BumpFan69 December 11, 2020

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