138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

whatever

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

A large block Chevrolet V8 engine.

Compare with mouse.

Benny runs a 460 rat motor in his old Camero.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.

It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

A doctor, quack, or sawbones.

A frog.

A vocal fish.

This bronchitis won't go away. I'm going to see the croaker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005