Bumkicker Slade's definitions

slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

fart-sack

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

mountain money

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

weasel

A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.

Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005